I have come to the conclusion that every shower on this ship needs to be equipped with an OH JESUS handle. You may not be familiar with this terminology, but you all know what i'm talking about. Similar to the OH JESUS handle in an automobile (you know...the one you grab when you think you are going to die, or be slammed against the window in a painful manner), the shower OH JESUS handle would serve many purposes:
purpose number one: helllooo we are on a moving ship! as the trip goes on, the water gets worse and its hard to sit up straight, let alone shower (just TRY shaving your legs people). So...when the impending doom of being thrown face first out of the shower and into the toilet presents itself, the OH JESUS handle would save your life.
purpose number two: more room for hanging laundry! which i have become much better at thanks so much...no thanks to semester at sea though! no seminars were held! haha
purpose number three: let me set the mood here:
there you are, just finished with your nice warm shower and you are enjoying the steam in the bathroom. you didn't turn the lights on in your room because you are in rocky's energy class and you think you are doing the world a favor by saving some electricity, so its a cave in there, but light in the bathroom. you open the shower curtain and...OH JESUS! there's my steward standing RIGHT there because he thought i was gone! ahhhh! To prevent yourself from death or serious injury, just grab on to the handy dandy OH JESUS handle, and life will go on ..even though your steward saw you naked...its ok. (ok that didnt ACTUALLY happen to me, but i came close...just roll with me)
those are my thoughts of the morning...that is all.
1 comment:
I always thought they were called "oh shit" handles. Thanks for correcting me :)
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