We all knew it was coming...
Sitting there in Global Studies...trying ever-so-desperately to keep the eyelids from winning the on-going battle of the sleepy eyes, we glanced at each other and it came upon us like a swarm of locusts...it was time for a naptime orgy.
Before i get into the details...here is a bit of background:
I feel like i have mentioned this before, but on the ship you are constantly tired...think about it...giant cradle, early morning classes...you catch my drift. I have basically become the master of the naps...after class means nap time...anyone that gets in my way will suffer....and by suffer i mean i will throw them the look of death and that alone will do that job.
Back to the story:
Sitting there in global, Myself, team bauer, captain, baby jesus, and piano man were all practicing the art of the nodding head (you know...when you fall asleep sitting up all straight-like and you jerk your head all over the place), and the naptime orgy idea sprang from captain's mouth...we all perked up and decided instantly that it was the best idea we have ever heard...ever in all of history ever. We decided a location (piano man's room) and booked it out of global as soon as we could. Three beds + five people = naptime orgy. It started off me and team bauer, jordi, and piano man...then captain came and we played musical beds...i cuddled with everyone and it was fantastic...naptime orgies are my new favorite thing. if you have never participated, i strongly recommend that you do so. the end.
ps...my brazil post is on the way...prepare yourself...it will be long.
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so....wait a minute.....can I write the cost of this off as medical for sexual therapy?
DAD
Dear Dad,
I don't know if you can consider this a medical write off for "sexual therapy" but you may still get to use the medical excuse for her swollen knee after 20 miles of hiking. I assure you that you are paying for good things. This daughter of yours nevers stops studying and I have officially proclaimed myself as the distraction when she is trying to be productive in the piano bar. You have raised one hell of a multi-tasker considering she can read a book, take notes, and pay attention to me professing my love for the one-syllable Brian that entertains us while we "study" (well, while andrea does). Hopefully this will help you sleep at night knowing that there are people dedicated to keeping her from doing anything and she still finds a way to forget more than we remember.
I hear you are a euchre player. I am calling you out. If you want to dance old man, you better be willing to play with a Buckeye! Rest assured, I will be ready. The End.
Love,
Team Bauer
Dude,
you just challanged the greatest euchre playing buckeye of all time.
Challange accepted....let's dance
Pain's DAD
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